Fainting Sheep
It was around 0200 when my sweet puppies woke me to take them outside as is their habit. The husband never even hears them or wakes up for this so the responsibility is all mine. After having taken the dogs out we all stumble half asleep up the stairs to go back to bed. As we are rounding the corner a man steps out from the darkness and grabs me. I choke out a muted scream, grab the man's hand.......and faint. FAINT!! On the floor.
Needless to say, the man who grabbed me was my husband who was trying to be funny. He fell down on the floor too, except he didn't faint, he was overcome by hysterical laughter. I would like to say that he checked to make sure his poor wife was okay before his laughing fit, but that would not be in character for my dear husband.
Out of all the men in the world, I picked this one!! ;)
What happen to that killer instinct? You have been trained to kill a man 40 different ways! I am positive that this "fainting" was a diversion and you really planned to pounce once your attacker was unaware. RIGHT?!?! Still funny as H#LL. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you'll need to "practice" on The Husband each morning at 2am for a while.
ReplyDeleteThat nephew of mine needs his fanny kicked. Not funny!!!
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